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Post by Captain Malachi on Aug 13, 2010 3:39:14 GMT
You're supposed to give balls to someone when they do something that takes balls, not just because you like them. That's why it's called balls. Strange, I know, but that's the way it works.
That last bit was sarcasm by the way.
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Post by Enigma on Aug 13, 2010 4:20:20 GMT
You're supposed to give balls to someone when they do something that takes balls, not just because you like them. That's why it's called balls. Strange, I know, but that's the way it works. This. And I really should have one ball tops, so if anyone wants to take out my ball number 2 (someone already got rid of #3) go ahead.
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Post by Thlaylie on Aug 13, 2010 4:31:19 GMT
You don't think posting on this forum after waiting a bit takes balls?
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Post by Poly on Aug 13, 2010 5:09:55 GMT
GG: I think I'm going to be sick...
Pukey sick...
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Post by Enigma on Aug 13, 2010 6:11:17 GMT
You don't think posting on this forum after waiting a bit takes balls? No. It takes none at all.
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Post by alice on Aug 13, 2010 8:49:45 GMT
I have a ball? Lol! What a strange reward system lol. 'You did good, have a ball!' Yummy
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Post by Dangeresque on Aug 13, 2010 9:38:20 GMT
Yeah, and for the record... saying a chick has balls is just as unatural as saying a guy has 9 or more.
I'm fairly sure not a single person took the hint at the bottom...
GG: ASSignments.
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Post by FungusA on Aug 13, 2010 9:42:45 GMT
But it's where the term comes from, isn't it? It started out meaning testicles, like saying to someone 'grow some balls' was the same as saying 'take it like a man'. Now the terms have become interchangeable I think you'd look awesome with testicles.
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Post by Enigma on Aug 13, 2010 10:01:10 GMT
But it's where the term comes from, isn't it? It started out meaning testicles, like saying to someone 'grow some balls' was the same as saying 'take it like a man'. Now the terms have become interchangeable I think you'd look awesome with testicles. That's touching of you Fungus... GG: I have to entertain someone tomorrow. Seriously, why do I have to do it?
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Post by FungusA on Aug 13, 2010 10:25:30 GMT
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Post by Dangeresque on Aug 13, 2010 10:29:16 GMT
No prizes for second...
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Post by alice on Aug 13, 2010 10:31:26 GMT
I was very hesitant to click on that link then...
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Post by Dangeresque on Aug 13, 2010 10:35:31 GMT
I can't imagine why...
Oh wait I can.
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Post by Vespid on Aug 14, 2010 6:05:46 GMT
Gear Grinder: People. In particular, Morons.
Last night I was called out at half past one in the morning to the hospital to take an X-Ray series on a woman who was pregnant and had a car accident. Fair enough. I get in to the Emergency Department, collect the XRay request form and read it. "26 year old female, pregnant. MVA (stands for "Motor Vehicle Accident") 60-100km/hr." This could be interesting I think to myself. Hopefully she has been neck collared because that will make radiation protection easier to manage. I started wandering over to the XRay department when I hear an argument between the doctor and the patient. "Look, if we don't take these X-Rays, there is a danger that to both yourself and your unborn child that you have an injury that could seriously harm or kill you if we do not treat it." "*string of expletives deleted*. I just wanna go home." Now, this sentiment of wanting to go home is also fair enough: You've had a major incident and you want to be somewhere that you are familiar with. Hospitals are not the most fun of places.
I plug in her details and find out that she is a "frequent flyer" in our department, having no less than 4 separate XRay series performed in the past few months (though, to be fair, some of them were probably merited. Still... Pregnant + X Ray = potentially not good for baby). So, they eventually convince her to come to the department by semi-bribing her with a cigarette. I mentioned that she was pregnant, right? 8 Months. So I begin to start the series and she was not co-operative at all. She was not collared because she refused and became abusive. Making radiation shielding a lot harder because she was more mobile. I then realise that she was swaying and I copped a whiff of her breath. She had met, on many many occasions, with EtOH that night. EtOH, of course, is ethyl-alcohol.
Yes.
She was well drunk and had a car accident, whilst probably travelling over the speed limit, whilst 8 months pregnant and was bribed in to having potentially life saving X-Rays taken by the offer of a cigarette.
Now, children, what can we learn from this?
She did not gain much sympathy from me. I internally weep for the future of the child, if there indeed is a future.
On the plus side, and despite the presence of alcohol in her system and her nature, I did not miss a single shot and it was probably the best series I took all week.
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Post by Enigma on Aug 14, 2010 8:30:19 GMT
Damn... the poor kid. Anyone who is 8 months pregnant really should have at least seen a brochure that says not to smoke or drink while pregnant.
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Post by wormwood on Aug 14, 2010 12:57:52 GMT
When that generation turn on us with torches and pitchforks, we will know why.
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Post by salamut2202 on Aug 14, 2010 13:47:28 GMT
that reminds me of this, you shall see the fail if you're observant.
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Post by killercroc on Aug 14, 2010 14:22:26 GMT
GG: I don't know why but I can't stay up like I use to... So here is the thing, when I was 15 I could stay up until 3 in the morning, have 5 hours of sleep, and stay up until 3 again. But for some reason I start to get tired around 10. WTF? I'm 18, I should be able to stay up all night if I want to, but I just get tired and go to bed... OLD IS CONTAGIOUS!!!
Just last night, it was 11 and I was reading a funny web-comic and I was falling asleep while at the computer... 'tis very strange.
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Post by salamut2202 on Aug 14, 2010 14:33:24 GMT
^your sleeping patterns are catching up to you. in adolescence, the body focuses less on melatonin and hyroxine and more on testosterone, estrogen and spmatotropin. because of this rapid rate of growth the hormonal balance is swayed more to sexual and structural development and less on metabolism and sleep. effects of this include your circadian rhythm being pushed back which means that you get tired later and wake up later, or atleast you want to. but you are fast becoming an adult and you circadian rhythm is stabilizing. your sleeping patterns are influential here but usually you'll get tired earlier and need your sleep. i'm still 16, PARTY 'TIL DAWN!
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Post by Poly on Aug 14, 2010 17:10:42 GMT
I can't do anything! Tipo is everywhere, he thinks everything I say is a suggestion. We'll get him to lay on the bed we made him, then we sit down he's all over us. I just found out why he goes ape shit when we try to sit down. He wants to have sex with us! Now Leela is at work. I was going to make him sleep in the room with me, because I didn't want to wake up to an astronomical mess. I think not. I think I want to just call in tonight, as bad as it sounds. I need to let him know who boss. I didn't want to hit him, but he thinks everything is a game/foreplay. I have a real thin magazine, it couldn't be more than 25 pages but I don't even have to swat him anymore. I just show it to him and say ah-aah-aaaaaah! So yeah, in the time of this post I've calmed him down, do you all dare me to try to finish my movie now? I'll give it a shot, wish me luck.
*EDIT* I can't really "watch" the video still. But I stopped him trying anymore any funny business.
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