The have you ever noticed...... thread

[hosh]

I figured I would post this here and see if anyone else has either had these experiences or has another have you ever noticed thing.

Have you ever noticed that when your in a stable and happy relationship finally, people you would love to have a few drinks with, take back to the house, and get to know both in a intellectual and physical manner start appearing out of the woodwork and letting you know they are interested in the same thing.

Have you ever noticed that it is the week after your warranty runs out that you have the engine and the transmission go out on your vehicle (Wife's car).

Have you ever noticed that blizzard sucks at getting your account back to you after they suffer a massive string of hacked WOW accounts even if all you need your account back for is to play SC2 with friends.

I know the third one isn't really a folk wisdom saying but I thought I would throw it in there for my own grumble factor.

Well discuss and add anything if you like. Also this is not a GG thread so please post good things that always seem to happen in conjunction also if you can think of anything.

[salamut2202]

have you noticed that the pentacostals are religiously liberal seem to be politically conservitive and baptists who are religiously conservative seem to be politically liberal?

it kinda gets me why the conservatives are so progressive with the message of the bible while the liberals are confident they might go to hell. meh

have you ever noticed that girls beyond culture and status seem to always go to the toilet in pairs? too rarely uis it with a camera tripod.

have you noticed that all but the transdimentional religions both polytheistic and monotheistic have a one big fatherly figure?

have you noticed that obama held up the bush agenda better than bush did?

have you ever noticed that doctors draw the curtain to talk to the nurse what you don't want to hear - as if the curtain were sound proof?

have you ever noticed why legalizing prostitution (renting out your organs for pleasure) is considered on a higher moral ground than selling organs (profit from donation to save a life)?

meh, that's all for now.

[Thlaylie]

Have you ever noticed that when there's something you'd rather not deal with at a red light the light never changes until you deal with it?

I have used this to my benefit as well, that's the trick, inverting Murphy's Law!

[pwndabearr]

Have you noticed that right when you finally break down to buy something, because it isn't so damn expensive anymore, the next best thing comes out >.<

[hosh]

Yeah Pwanda, that does seem to happen a lot. Anyone notice that when you get a group together for almost anything, everyone else has one day in common that they can get together for but it's not a day you can make.

[psychichobo]

Anyone ever noticed that whenever something goes wrong in a plan, it's always in the thing least expected to go wrong?

[Poly]

Why do girls get tattoos over their butts?

There is no nectar down there!

[Thlaylie]

Some idiot warps their idea of beauty to include marking themselves.

Then once they are damaged goods, they get into the tattooing habit thinking more is better.

The only ones that win are the tattoo parlors themselves.

I should volunteer to help with piercings, I bet I could be quite good.

[Poly]

Ever notice how a zit under your hair is somehow more important than viable zits?