Post by Poly on Aug 23, 2010 14:17:37 GMT
I've already declared December 10th as a personal holiday.
I'd like to share it with the rest of you as another way tomarket celebrate malarkey.
This thread is where you make up your own holiday. Maybe I'll make a stop motion movie about this!
After disrespecting December 10th by annually sitting around the cave six consecutive years, a force much greater than my own awakened. It was a horse-sized eight legged iguana known simply as El Lagarto. He announced he was angered by my lackadaisical contentment, then trampled me with a mighty charge. I hid behind the couch for about twenty minutes when he found me. I threw a cushion at him, he threw it back. I then threw the other two, will nothing stop this raging monstrosity? He just threw those back too! I then grabbed the vegetable sprayer next to the sink and unleashed a torrent of tap water upon El Lagarto to no avail, he just squirted me right back with a gleek of incredible strength. He tossed me into the corner with one swipe from his upper-most right arm. He just kept saying December 10th is a good day, a day of fun. I tried to pick him up but failed miserably. I did manage to get him to lose balance and roll though, in just enough time to grab the only weapon I had in my cave at the time, a snowball. We exchanged about twenty or so snowballs when I finally threw the 1st iceball. El Lagarto whined & insisted we resolve the matter in another way than snow combat. I suggested some sort of athletic duel. He agreed, yet as he has slumbered for so long the only game he knew was hacky sack. It blew my mind. After we had our little shred session he asked what I was thinking (we kinda bonded, it was something special). I told him I wasn't thinking about anything in particular. He said he knew that face I make when I'm hiding something. I was, I was sad he had to go. We played hide & seek, had a pillow fight, a squirt gun fight, we wrestled, & had a snowball fight & hacky sacked, this was an amazing day! His eye glowed into a bright red ember and his voice thundered across the plains I will return and eat your children if humans do not play hide & seek, have pillow fights, squirt gun fights, wrestle, have snowball fights & hacky sack on December 10th.
You can use El Lagarto as a way to scare your children to stop crying or throwing a fit. Simply say, hey isn't it December 10th? Didn't a massive eight legged lizard promise to eat kids who were throwing tantrums? Also Weird Al is fun, much like not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day, not praising Al by either playing his music, watching his film, wearing his apparel, or all of the above, El Lagarto will not hesitate to eat you too. With the exception that you are engaging in another fun activity. It is advised you stick with the activities he had named. Should you be found having fun in another manner, El Lagarto will show up. In which case, you have to lose on purpose or it's all over!!!
I'd like to share it with the rest of you as another way to
This thread is where you make up your own holiday. Maybe I'll make a stop motion movie about this!
After disrespecting December 10th by annually sitting around the cave six consecutive years, a force much greater than my own awakened. It was a horse-sized eight legged iguana known simply as El Lagarto. He announced he was angered by my lackadaisical contentment, then trampled me with a mighty charge. I hid behind the couch for about twenty minutes when he found me. I threw a cushion at him, he threw it back. I then threw the other two, will nothing stop this raging monstrosity? He just threw those back too! I then grabbed the vegetable sprayer next to the sink and unleashed a torrent of tap water upon El Lagarto to no avail, he just squirted me right back with a gleek of incredible strength. He tossed me into the corner with one swipe from his upper-most right arm. He just kept saying December 10th is a good day, a day of fun. I tried to pick him up but failed miserably. I did manage to get him to lose balance and roll though, in just enough time to grab the only weapon I had in my cave at the time, a snowball. We exchanged about twenty or so snowballs when I finally threw the 1st iceball. El Lagarto whined & insisted we resolve the matter in another way than snow combat. I suggested some sort of athletic duel. He agreed, yet as he has slumbered for so long the only game he knew was hacky sack. It blew my mind. After we had our little shred session he asked what I was thinking (we kinda bonded, it was something special). I told him I wasn't thinking about anything in particular. He said he knew that face I make when I'm hiding something. I was, I was sad he had to go. We played hide & seek, had a pillow fight, a squirt gun fight, we wrestled, & had a snowball fight & hacky sacked, this was an amazing day! His eye glowed into a bright red ember and his voice thundered across the plains I will return and eat your children if humans do not play hide & seek, have pillow fights, squirt gun fights, wrestle, have snowball fights & hacky sack on December 10th.
You can use El Lagarto as a way to scare your children to stop crying or throwing a fit. Simply say, hey isn't it December 10th? Didn't a massive eight legged lizard promise to eat kids who were throwing tantrums? Also Weird Al is fun, much like not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day, not praising Al by either playing his music, watching his film, wearing his apparel, or all of the above, El Lagarto will not hesitate to eat you too. With the exception that you are engaging in another fun activity. It is advised you stick with the activities he had named. Should you be found having fun in another manner, El Lagarto will show up. In which case, you have to lose on purpose or it's all over!!!
