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Post by Alta on Sept 24, 2010 16:11:26 GMT
Can you still ejaculate?
His what?!
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Post by Poly on Sept 24, 2010 20:04:28 GMT
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Post by salamut2202 on Sept 25, 2010 1:15:30 GMT
quoi?
vous pourriez le trouver dans ma langue qui ne peut être recherché avec une autre langue est si vous osez.
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Post by Poly on Sept 27, 2010 14:20:08 GMT
Can you make less sense than you normally do typing in French?
I'm pregnant, and it's yours.
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Post by Magical Baker on Sept 27, 2010 15:34:23 GMT
Hey there old man, do you know what happened to me just now?
Why you do this?
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Post by Vespid on Sept 30, 2010 14:35:54 GMT
I just slapped a pancake on your head. What do you have to say?
All I am saying on the matter is that he deserved it. In fact, he probably deserved a whole lot more than that.
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Post by Alta on Sept 30, 2010 15:41:42 GMT
Who did you rape?
Bumblebees
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Post by salamut2202 on Oct 1, 2010 1:30:17 GMT
that's that in your undies?
osama bin lardin
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Post by Poly on Oct 1, 2010 4:36:44 GMT
Ya mum looks so familiar, who is she?
No, but if you play a few bars I'll sing Yankee Doodle.
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Post by Poly on Oct 15, 2010 8:18:52 GMT
Do you mind if I double post to bump this thread?
She zigged when she should have zagged.
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Post by Magical Baker on Oct 15, 2010 8:26:15 GMT
Why'd you jizz in your pants?
Maybe, but you'll never make me confess!
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Post by Alta on Oct 15, 2010 8:32:05 GMT
Did you do it?
It was an illusion of the left kneecap
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Post by Poly on Oct 15, 2010 10:56:43 GMT
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?
I'd buy a mansion. Wait no, I'd buy a womansion.
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Post by salamut2202 on Oct 15, 2010 23:03:01 GMT
art thou high?
chicken, no wait. chickens.
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Post by Poly on Oct 16, 2010 2:35:51 GMT
What candy are you handing out for Halloween?
I gave her a dollar, but the song was just ending so she didn't dance for me.
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Post by Vespid on Oct 16, 2010 4:01:08 GMT
So how much did you give the school girl?
They call him Machete. He knows the score, he gets the women, he kills the bad guys... Machete.
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Post by Poly on Oct 16, 2010 14:29:59 GMT
Do you have a name for your penis?
It is truly something you cannot unsee.
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Post by Magical Baker on Oct 17, 2010 21:27:47 GMT
WHAT IS THAT - THING - IN YOUR PHOTO ALBUM!?
You sit here for a minute or two and he'll be here in a minute.
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Post by hosh on Oct 18, 2010 0:30:24 GMT
How do I get you hard?
One voice, one heart, one song.
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Post by Poly on Oct 18, 2010 11:40:51 GMT
My god these brownies are amazing, what's in these?
I'm doing five to ten in the pen.
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