song morphs

[deathnid]

its pretty simple, just think of a song, change some words,
eat a cabage, and make it sound funny.

e.g.
dynamite

i throw my homework in the air sometimes singin ayoo il get a zero

[Poly]

Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson

Real Words:
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly.
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky.
Make a wish, take a chance, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun.
But I won't forget all the ones that I love.
I'll take a risk, take a chance, and break away

Poly's Parody:
Then I'll spread my legs and I'll act like a hoe.
I don't know when, or how to say no.
'Cause I drink like a fish.
Then take off my pants.
And give it away.
Out of the bar & into your car.
I go all the way.
No matter how far.
'Cause I drink like a fish.
Then take off my pants.
And give it away.

I wanna fuck you - Akon

Real Words:
I see you windin' & grindin' up on that pole. I know you see me looking at you when you already know.

I wanna fuck you.

You already know. I wanna fuck you. You already know girl.

Poly's Parody:
She's got laugh lines from her smiling, and hair on her moles.
I know poo dribbles a little but her shits outta control.

She's got a buck tooth.

The poo thing was gross. She's got a buck tooth. And it's as long as her nose.


To the window to the wall - Lil John

Real Song (Chorus)
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam)

Poly's Parody
In the drive thru at McDoll's (McDoll's)
I'll sing that stupid song. (song, dat song)
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese motherfucker! No onions please got that? (Got that)
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese motherfucker! No onions please got that? (Got that)


You're So Vein - Carly Simon

Real words:
You're so vein, I bet you think this song is about you.
You're so vein ohh, I bet you think this song is about you don't you, don't you.

Poly's Parody:
Your veins inflamed, I bet you've got a case of phlebitis.
Your veins inflamed yeah, I bet you've got a case of phlebitis don't you, don't you.

Streets Of New York - 50 Cent

Real words:
Better watch how you how you walk,
Better watch how you talk,
In the streets of new yawk.
That's how I get down.

Poly's Parody:
Sneak a peek and a you'll weep,
When you see Zeke's technique,
As I frequently freak.
That's how I get down.

I'm sittin' in Denny's,
Sippin' some coffee,
If I get hungry,
I'll have some hash browns.
I'll have some hash browns.

[Poly]

GOOD GRAVY (Sung to the tune of Hailey's Song- Eminem)

People make jokes, always laughing at me, They like to call me a fag.
I like the white and pasty. I use it for face painting! But I don't see what could be fag about that.

Chorus: Sometimes my life's like a big pressure cooker, People can get me so steamed,
Because its common knowledge Slim Shady's a hooker, just ask anybody-ee!

Now I'm so white it blinds me, I'm whiny oh so whiny! I'm what they call gay for pay,
So when a mans behind me, I shout out slam my hiney! How'd I make Hailey in the first place?

Chorus: Sometimes my life's like the hit show Will & Grace, except it's Will & Shady.
Don't try this at home my facades a disgrace, kid's don't be like me-ee!

It's time to say please pay me. Obie (Trice) says Ok maybe! Or maybe not how bout that?
Then slaps my ass oh baby. Good gravy I'm Slim Shady! That doesn't change just because I am in drag

Oh no!

Chorus: Whats this I see here do you have a Kit-kat? Why don't you give me a break?
Somehow everyone knows that I'm just a bitch ass, and all my talents misplaced!

Although my flows depleting, the song just keeps repeating! I guess I don't know when to stop.
Play it like its out of season, repeat shit for no reason! I guess its safe to say that I suck a lot!

Chorus: I'm so unprepared my song is now over, I know its sad but its true.
And you're now impaired from my bad rap exposure, something you cannot undo.