Songs Of NewGen

[Poly]

I want to make up some songs. Maybe some of you musicians out there can help me. This thread is for just the development &/or presentation of completely original songs written by NewGen for NewGen. I'd LOVE to hear what you guys come up with on your own.

Let Me Be Your Gynecologist
(Soft Rock, or maybe R&B)
Baby you and me, got something special.
You know I can't live without your 'gina.
I think it's clear to see, we need to be together.

(Chorus)
Because yoooooouuuuu oooohh oooooh oooooh ooooh.
Neeeeed me like I need you.
Baby I live to see vagina,
Let be the one to poke up inside ya.
I'll clear your syphilis,
& ovarian cysts,
Baby!
Let me be your gynecologist.

Yeah, Let me...
Let me be your gynecologist.

Remember when we 1st met?
You had a problem with your vet?
You said he touched your pussy the wrong way.
Well here's something I don't regret,
Avenging your lil pet,
I hung the dudes intestines up in the hallway.

(Chorus)
Because yoooooouuuuu oooohh oooooh oooooh ooooh
need me like I need you.
Baby I live to see vagina,
Let be the one to poke up inside ya.
I'll clear your syphilis,
& ovarian cysts,
Baby!
Let me be your gynecologist.

My Junk Is A Trunk
(Pub Song)

Weellllllllll! Myyy junk is a trunk and I'm drunk as a skunk so ya' better be sure you're able,
To not get caught or your pants will drop & I'll pin ya' to the table,
Or I'll scream Free Willy as ya' run willy nilly I'll hogtie you with some cable,
And not by choice but I'll use a voice that sounds like Betty Grable.

(Chorus)
My junk is a trunk.
It's a jolly olly trunk of a junk.
Oh my golly have ya' seen someone so hung?
Don't you want some!

Yes my junk is a trunk and I'm drunk as a skunk so ya' better not let your guard down,
Yeah it's no joke I'm no slow poke it's best pass the word 'round,
And when I'm feelin' really randy I find really handy to terrorize the whole town,
Because my junk is a trunk I measured it once it reached all the way to the ground.

(Chorus)
My junk is a trunk.
It's a jolly olly trunk of a junk.
Oh my golly have ya' seen someone so hung?
Don't you want some!

My junk is a trunk it's quite cumbersome but it's a weight I proudly carry,
It's as screwy as a stooge when we are on the loose I think I'll name it Larry,
Lar & I take cold showers or we'll run around for hours non-stop popping cherries,
And I'm singin' this robust 'cause you'll never stop us 'til we are dead & buried.

(Chorus)
My junk is a trunk.
It's a jolly olly trunk of a junk.
Oh my golly have ya' seen someone so hung?
Don't you want some!

*EDIT*
I made a new Chorus for My junk is a trunk. It's much better.

[Poly]

Here's me singing My Junk Is A Trunk, enjoy!

[Dangeresque]

YOU BASTARD!

Now I only have two competitions to run! And one of them even I think is a stupid idea!

In all fairness, I'm a lazy shit. Hmm... I might just have to make a song about that.

EDIT: Just watched your video... our Poly, a singer! Though it would work better if you had ten flagon carrying bearded back-up singers.

[salamut2202]

this goes to this

we are the trolls that will waste the time while we fuck with your mind
we flame the flames that will visit your site turn it to a pile.
the playing trolls that dodge hammers when you here the ban move near
like spitting in spit or pissing in piss in a round of cheers

we left the hive and we'll tech how to get std's in your eye
(we know you'll give it a try)
don't try to hide 'cause you know you'll never break from forum fights

snakes on a plane, gifs a pooing all over the ground
porn with chains, the rager's fuuuuu'ing to that fuuu'ing sound
we talk about whores as cannabis burns and in the light we tan
you may think us grotty, but insanity grows across this land

we left the hive and we'll tech how to get std's in your eye
(we know you'll give it a try)
don't try to hide 'cause you know you'll never break from forum fights

(we left the hive and we'll tech how to get std's in your eye)

when people hate and they're just gonna hate
(they're haters)
so let people hate 'cause they're gonna hate
(let there be haters)

we left the hive and we'll tech how to get std's in your eye
(we know you'll give it a try)
don't try to hide 'cause you know you'll never break from forum fights

[ampithere]

wow...

i love yor My Junk Is A Trunk song poly, its cool. i wish my school blocker woild let me see you singing it. im no musician though