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Post by Trygon on Nov 8, 2010 11:07:30 GMT
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Post by salamut2202 on Nov 8, 2010 11:10:09 GMT
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Post by Magical Baker on Nov 8, 2010 15:12:39 GMT
 Cheers! |
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Post by Alta on Nov 8, 2010 19:39:06 GMT
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Post by salamut2202 on Nov 8, 2010 21:05:43 GMT
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Post by psychichobo on Nov 9, 2010 15:00:36 GMT
It would be hilarious if it worked, but they became the original deranged kind, where at the full moon you just turn into an insane wolf and kill everything unconsciously.
Or they became a vampire who couldn't go out at day. You ever played Oblivion? Being a Vampire isn't fun.
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Post by wormwood on Nov 9, 2010 16:37:46 GMT
The other thing particularly nasty about old school vampires is that they tend to kill off all their old friends and family first.
Then there's the undead ugliness factor, sleeping in your grave during the day, subsisting on blood.
I know there are people who ingest it recreationally, but it's nasty, makes your breath stink, and will induce vomiting when consumed in sufficient quantities.
Also the whole idea of knowing you are damned, and that as soon as you can't find any more victims, or some enterprising locals dig you up in the daylight, you're going staight to hell to burn for eternity. The whole skulking about drinking other peoples blood is just a desperate delay of the inevitable.
Not until Dracula did vampirism start to look vaguely interesting, and even then it wasn't particularly glamorous until Interview With a Vampire. Now with the advent of Twilight, vampires have been relegated to cheap glittering masturbatory fantasy fodder for angsty twelve year old girls.
I'm so sick of Vampires, Ugh!
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Post by psychichobo on Nov 9, 2010 20:00:19 GMT
I got a Silent Hill comic a few days ago, which had a random Spike (from Buffy) comic in the back. He was just basically talking about some clingy ex writing a story about him and taking liberties with it, and then it turned out the book was called 'Twinkle' and had two hands holding an apple on the cover.
They didn't let up from there.
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Post by Trygon on Nov 11, 2010 23:00:36 GMT
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Post by Captain Malachi on Nov 12, 2010 0:23:35 GMT
I got a Silent Hill comic a few days ago, which had a random Spike (from Buffy) comic in the back. He was just basically talking about some clingy ex writing a story about him and taking liberties with it, and then it turned out the book was called 'Twinkle' and had two hands holding an apple on the cover. They didn't let up from there. Spike sings rock ballads while dancing on coffins. Whats-his-name from Twilight watches underage girls sleep and sparkles in the sun. I rest my case. |
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Post by Poly on Nov 12, 2010 8:57:53 GMT
You ever played Oblivion? Being a Vampire isn't fun.
My dark elf has been a vampire for about 30 levels now!
You're just need the Daywalker mod and you're good to go! |
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Post by FungusA on Nov 13, 2010 11:29:08 GMT
...I don't even... *Puts gun to his head* WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?
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Post by loplod on Nov 14, 2010 12:04:13 GMT
At first I thought it was a joke.. But son.. Thats just retarted. I an't even gonna lie. I feel sorry for some people, If only there was a way we could help them  |
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Post by Magical Baker on Nov 14, 2010 12:40:22 GMT
Made my day.
Cheers!
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Post by psychichobo on Nov 14, 2010 23:29:41 GMT
CHINESE LUNG DRAGON!?
So, it's a Dragon who needed help from a Black Market Organ Donor?
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Post by CephaSquiddy on Nov 15, 2010 0:51:04 GMT
These guys are hilarious.
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Post by loplod on Nov 15, 2010 8:07:12 GMT
Its even better because they are serious.
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Post by Dangeresque on Nov 15, 2010 10:37:54 GMT
Wow.. that sounds pretty bad if you ask me.
How's about we go an help these poor people with their dragon problem, aye?
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Post by loplod on Nov 15, 2010 10:45:03 GMT
FIRE THE ION CCAAANNNOOOONNNNNNN!
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Post by Thlaylie on Nov 15, 2010 21:11:10 GMT
Wow.. that sounds pretty bad if you ask me. How's about we go an help these poor people with their dragon problem, aye? Tell them to mate it with a human to produce a "superior" hybrid (cough lol) That way not only will the line be spoiled, it will leave the Dragon with a weak dependent that it will need to protect (an Achilles heel so to speak) There is an upcoming cartoon on Cartoon Network with something like this. |
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