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Post by Vespid on Sept 19, 2010 1:42:48 GMT
I'm pretty sure that this site was supposed to be founded on the principle of freedom...
So the title bar on the front page for "The Rules" section must change.
Having the the thought of having our arses banned for not reading the rules, especially at the top of the front page, does not a friendly forum make.
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Post by Dangeresque on Sept 19, 2010 10:36:49 GMT
It's a joke. Not a "ha ha" joke... more of a "Just kidding" joke. I'd be surprised if everyone has read all the rules, and besides, you only understand the premise of the forum after you've read the rules.
My vote is keep it. However, what would you have it changed to Vespid? I'll not staunchly support the current if something that's better comes up!
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Post by killercroc on Sept 19, 2010 14:07:10 GMT
How 'bout if instead of 'the rules' you call it 'guidelines'? So they are just the same, you tell people what we expect, but your not saying they're rules, more of a common sense kinda' thing.
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Post by Thlaylie on Sept 19, 2010 20:54:43 GMT
I think you should call them "Broomfondle" and they should only apply to every other member.  |
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Post by salamut2202 on Sept 19, 2010 22:50:49 GMT
fondle your own broom.
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Post by Vespid on Sept 20, 2010 5:42:08 GMT
I realise that it is meant to be a bit of a joke... but that's largely because I know this community. To someone new, that's going to be a big turn off.
"Read, Learn and Observe"?
"Learn how to be Free"?
I'm not sure of what else to put there...
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Post by Thlaylie on Sept 20, 2010 6:41:45 GMT
It's a hitchhiker's Guide reference. |
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Post by salamut2202 on Sept 20, 2010 7:15:01 GMT
It's a hitchhiker's Guide reference. captain obvious to the rescue. |
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Post by Dangeresque on Sept 21, 2010 3:52:54 GMT
How 'bout if instead of 'the rules' you call it 'guidelines'? So they are just the same, you tell people what we expect, but your not saying they're rules, more of a common sense kinda' thing. The rules are called the guideleines... but as an eyecatcher they'll stay "the rules". I'd imagine people would be more compelled to read rules rather than guidelines, if they read it at all. Well, let me think. Can't get too formal, must use imperative to get people to do it, can't make it a turn off. How about... hmmm... I'll get back to you on that. |
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Post by Vespid on Sept 22, 2010 12:29:01 GMT
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Perhaps you are misunderstanding me, or me you.
I don't mind the title "The Rules". That's what they are.
It's the "Read them, or I'll ban your arse!" that is going to turn off the newbies.
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Post by FungusA on Sept 22, 2010 15:16:11 GMT
It encouraged me, it shows that the forum is well moderated. But once you read them, it shows that, well, there isn't much to be moderated really.
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Post by Trygon on Sept 22, 2010 17:57:22 GMT
If "Read them, or I'll ban your arse!" is enough to turn off newbies, then the said newbies shouldn't really be here. They'd get torn to bits in a regular thread.
For someone that is easily intimidated or offended, posting on NewGen is like hitting themselves in the head with a blunt instrument, over and over again.
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Post by salamut2202 on Sept 22, 2010 21:40:09 GMT
like a desk. i often do that.
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Post by CephaSquiddy on Sept 23, 2010 2:45:54 GMT
At least it doesn't say ass. |
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Post by Vespid on Sept 23, 2010 2:49:05 GMT
If "Read them, or I'll ban your arse!" is enough to turn off newbies, then the said newbies shouldn't really be here. They'd get torn to bits in a regular thread. For someone that is easily intimidated or offended, posting on NewGen is like hitting themselves in the head with a blunt instrument, over and over again. Eh... maybe. We're not that bad. If "posting on NewGen is like hitting themselves in the head with a blunt instrument, over and over again" is New Gen... what the hell is 4Chan? Actually, don't answer that. The mind is already reeling at the possibilities... |
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Post by Captain Malachi on Sept 23, 2010 2:55:26 GMT
You know that thing the Joker does to make the pencil disappear in The Dark Knight? Yeah...
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Post by salamut2202 on Sept 23, 2010 4:53:10 GMT
At least it doesn't say ass. an ass is a donky. an arse is an arse. |
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Post by Dangeresque on Sept 23, 2010 7:21:57 GMT
If "Read them, or I'll ban your arse!" is enough to turn off newbies, then the said newbies shouldn't really be here. They'd get torn to bits in a regular thread. For someone that is easily intimidated or offended, posting on NewGen is like hitting themselves in the head with a blunt instrument, over and over again. Eh... maybe. We're not that bad. If "posting on NewGen is like hitting themselves in the head with a blunt instrument, over and over again" is New Gen... what the hell is 4Chan? Actually, don't answer that. The mind is already reeling at the possibilities... Stupid person on 4chan = possible meme Either that, or you die in a car crash and the photographs of your corpse become a meme. Or you're just berated... |
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Post by Trygon on Sept 23, 2010 12:46:36 GMT
Eh... maybe. We're not that bad. Well, lets see... Man the fuck Up I love you Okay I've NEVER seen a penis 8 inches long, and to be honest, I'm looking at my ruler, and 8 inches just looks rediculously too big... Burn in pedo hell forever, weeaboo scum. what does vomiting and the runs have to do with ejaculation? I have looked into it and it looks really HOMOSEXUAL. *Rides up on megadeath justice pony* What the fuck is going on here? The words Shut the Fuck up come to mind and anyone who presses that point will need a firm junk punch (I am open for business on Sundays if you need anyone hit.) I masterbate the right amount, thank you very much! fucking fuckity fuck fuck! Q: Do you know how to get to Park Meadows?
A: Yeah, take the 4th exit off of highway 56 and go fuck yourself. So yeah, if "Read them, or I'll ban your arse!" intimidates or offends you; NewGen is not for you. |
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Post by salamut2202 on Sept 23, 2010 13:18:16 GMT
i'm happy because i was mentioned 3 times.
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